Apr 17,2014
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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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Apr 16,2014
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hamletmachine:

I was looking through my folder and noticed that I had some progress screen caps of page 02— so I decided to share them! (Plus some rough outfit drawings from my sketchbook!)

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Apr 16,2014
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fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

via guy origin choriflaiweb
Apr 16,2014
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Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
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Apr 16,2014
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Apr 16,2014
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Apr 16,2014
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narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease
via guy origin toueinc
Apr 16,2014
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spiza:

I’m a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs, so I figured out a way to do it.

via everybodyisgay origin spiza
Apr 16,2014
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jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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Apr 16,2014
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serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

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Apr 16,2014
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castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

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Apr 16,2014
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americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

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Apr 16,2014
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ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

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Apr 16,2014
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snowdrip:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Do not let anyone else touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

There were shitty comments and I’d like to add some extra warnings:

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Apr 16,2014
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kobushimaru:

its 2 am

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